i’m going to be the worlds spiciest mom
I swear you’re a guy
i am but i’m not going to let that stop me from being an independent spicy mom
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
gender binary more like gender BYEnary (roller skates into the sun but i don’t burn bc im so cool)
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content